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INTERNATIONAL PRIZE/AWARD DEPARTMENT
YOU WON (1,000,000,00)Euros
BONO LOTTERY AWARD
VALENCIA SPAIN
BATCH: 19/017/ZHV /ES
REFERENCE NO : EHA/2456H987708/02

Dear:Winner,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 16/08/08 of Sept, 2008.(Ticket Number:078943847Y59 /Serial Number:4992-2/Lucky Number:13-HJ-12-35-37.) Your e-mail address attached to the ticket number which consequently won in the 2nd category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of Euros 1,000,000.00 (One Millon Euros).CONGRATULATIONS!Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims ha s been processed and your money Remitted to you and this is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 70,000 company and 50,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every Two year. We hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next 50 million Euros International lottery.
To file for your claim, please contact our Fiducial Agent:

BONO TRUST AGENCY
Name: MR.JUAN BENSON
Email:aclaimoffice@aim.com
Tel: 0034-672-114-296

Our fiducial agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him.This promotion was organised by some eminent personalities from all over the world to promote software companies and it takes place every two years.Please remember that all winning must be processed not later than 22nd of August 2008 or when authentic proof is given for the delay of filing your winning claim.
To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please quote your full names,your country, your private Telephone and fax number, your reference/batch numbers etc in any correspondences with us or our designated agent.Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this programand also thank you for being part of our promotional lottery program.Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Religion… it’s all in the stars.

Lesson 1

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

“I should be in charge,” said the brain, “Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.”

“I should be in charge,” said the blood, “Because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you’d all waste away.”

“I should be in charge,” said the stomach, “Because I process food and give all of your energy.”

“I should be in charge!” demanded the rectum, “Because I’m responsible for waste removal.”

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in and all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.

You don’t have to be smart or important to be in charge… just an as****e!!

Lesson 2

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ‘Who was that?’

‘It was Bob the next door neighbor,’ she replies.

‘Great,’ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 3

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest early had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’

The priest apologized ‘Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.’

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, ‘Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.’

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 4

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish.’
‘Me first! Me first!’ says the admin clerk ‘I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.’
Puff! She’s gone.

‘Me next! Me next!’ says the sales rep. ‘I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.’

Puff! He’s gone.

‘OK, you’re up,’ the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, ‘I want those two back in the office after lunch’

Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 5

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, ‘Can I also sit like you and do nothing?’ The eagle answered: ‘Sure, why not.’
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATION

INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT,

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA

DIRECT SECURITY LINE: 234-802-936-0187

Attention: Dear

This Is To Officially Inform You That We Have Verified Your Contract/Inheritance File And Found Out That Why You Have Not Received Your Payment Is Because You Have Not Fulfilled The Obligations Given To You In Respect Of Your Contract/Inheritance Payment.

Seconding, We Have Been Informed That You Are Still Dealing With The None Officials In The Bank, All Your Attempt To Secure The Release Of The Fund To You. We Wish To Advise You That Such An Illegal Act Like This Have To Stop If You Wishes To Receive Your Payment Since We Have Decided To Bring A Solution To Your Problem, All So Note That We Are The Only One That You Can Receive Your Payment From Because The Atm Card Is Approve From The President.

Right Now We Have Arranged Your Payment Through Our Swift Card Payment Center Asia Pacific, That Is The Latest Instruction From Mr. President, Umaru Yar’adua (Gcfr) Federal Republic Of Nigeria. This Card Center Will Send You An Atm Card Which You Will Use To Withdraw Your Money In Any Atm Machine In Any Part Of The World, But The Maximum Is Hundred Thousand Dollars Per Day, So If You Like To Receive Your Fund This Way Please Let Me Know By Contacting This Office And Also Send The Following Information Below.

1. Full Name

2. Phone And Fax Number

3. Address Were You Want Them To Send The Atm Card To (P.O Box Not Acceptable)

4. Your Age and Current Occupation

5. A Copy Of Your Identification

This Atm Card Payment Center Has Been Mandated To Issue Out $1000,000.00 As Part Payment For This Fiscal Year 2008. Also For Your Information, You Have To Stop Any Further Communication With Any Other Person(S) Or Office(S) To Avoid Any Hitches In Receiving Your Atm Payment. For Oral Discussion, Email Me Back As Soon As You Receive This Important Message For Further Direction And Also Update Me On Any Development From The Above Mentioned Office.

Note That Because Of Impostors, I Here By Issued You Our Code Of Conduct, Which Is (Atm-811) So You Have To Indicate This Code When Contacting The Card Center By Using It As Your Subject.

REGARDS,

DR JAMES TAYLOR

CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT

FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA

ATM CARD PAYMENT FOR FUND BENEFICIARIES
INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.

ATTENTION BENEFICIARY:

THIS IS TO OFFICIALY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR CONTRACT /INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FUFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT / INHERITANCE PAYMENT.

SECONDLY WEHAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE OFFICIALS IN THE BANK ALL YOUR ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF YOUR INHERITANCE FUND. WE WISH TO ADVICE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILEGAL ACT LIKE THIS HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISHES TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT THIS FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2008. MEANWHILE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM.

RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA AMERICAN EUROPE PACIFIC, THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION BY THE CHIEF PRESIDENT PRESIDENT,MUSA YAR’ADUA (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.

THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECIEVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE CARD PAYMENT CENTER AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:

1.YOUR FULL NAME
2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER,
3. ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD
4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION
5. A COPY OF YOUR IDENTITY ATTACHED TO E-MAIL

CONTACT PERSON:

REV FR .GODSON AKIKA
INTEGRATED PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
EMAIL:rev.godsonpaymentoffice@atmvisacard.co.cc
EMAIL:pin_atmcardoffice1@yahoo.com
FAX:+234 833 016 85
PHONE:+234-803-879-0280

THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT $8,300,000.00 AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2008.
ALOS, FOR YOUR INFORMATION YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMINUCATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON OR ANY OFFICE AS WELL THIS IS TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN FINALIZING YOUR PAYMENT.

FINALLY, DEAR YOU ARE TO INFORM THIS OFFICE SOON AS YOU REPLY TO THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR FURTHER DIRECTION IN THIS REGARDS AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON ANY DEVELOPMENT FROM THE ABOVE MENTIONED OFFICE.

NOTE: THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (ATM-CY5665) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER.

WE LOOK FORWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU AS SOON AS YOU CONTACT THE ATM PAYMENT CENTER REV.FR.GODSON AKIKA FOR THE RELEASE OF YOUR ATM. GOOD LUCK OUR VALUED CONTRACTOR.

MR. USMAN BELLO,
CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
ATM CARD PAYMENT FOR FUND BENEFICIARIES,
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WARNING!: EVERY CONTRACT,LOTTO AND INHERITANCE PAYMENTS FROM NIGERIA IS SOLELY HANDLED BY THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIG.PLC.ALL YOUR PAYMENT FILES ARE NOW WITH THEM SO NEVER YOU COMMUNICATE WITH ANY PERSON OR GROUP OF INDIVIDUALS AGAIN REGARDING YOUR PAYMENT FOR IT HAS BEEN HANDED OVER TO REV FR.GODSON AKIKA TO HANDLE.HE IS THE ONLY TRUSTED PERSON IN NIGERIA.

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